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Brawl
Apr 16, 2006 10:38:01 GMT -5
Post by Neil on Apr 16, 2006 10:38:01 GMT -5
Battle your Way through an Imaginary World of Internet Surfers!
Can you prevail?
Bring your battleaxe into the action!
In this, you shall attack other posters.
For example, my attack is:
*throws pie crust at next poster*
You can only have one attack per post. However, you can have up to 2 movement turns per post, combined with the attacks. When time is frozen, you have a total of 5 turns per post to do whatever you choose.
In most cases you can spawn yourself, or arise as a ghost or wraith, but in the beginning of this brawl, I shall make it so there shall be no coming back once you are dead. However, when BRAWL is reset, I may change this rule.
Consecutive posts containing turns are not permitted!
Bring it on! Remember, my attack is:
*throws pie crust at next poster*
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Brawl
Apr 23, 2006 12:08:00 GMT -5
Post by David on Apr 23, 2006 12:08:00 GMT -5
*throws pizza pan in next poster's face*
EDIT by NEIL: David, please become a member!
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Brawl
Apr 23, 2006 12:23:03 GMT -5
Post by Neil on Apr 23, 2006 12:23:03 GMT -5
*throws pie pan at pizza pan*
Pans collide and shatter into a thousand pieces, htiting both david and Neil. Both david and Neil die.
*arises as ghost*
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Brawl
Apr 23, 2006 17:06:10 GMT -5
Post by Ben on Apr 23, 2006 17:06:10 GMT -5
*searches for Neil*
finds the ghost of Neil in a graveyard
*destroys Neil*
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Brawl
Apr 23, 2006 18:25:51 GMT -5
Post by Neil on Apr 23, 2006 18:25:51 GMT -5
*respawns* *deflects throwing knives with shield of infrared light* *uses a combination of ultraviolet light and heavy breathing to inhibit global warming on the Earth* *uses jet propellers to go to Mars*
Earth explodes (the year is 2007).
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Blade
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Brawl
Jun 27, 2006 22:10:23 GMT -5
Post by Blade on Jun 27, 2006 22:10:23 GMT -5
*slashes at the next poster*
Haha, take that!
*gets read to block with shield after the attack*
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Brawl
Jul 4, 2006 21:36:28 GMT -5
Post by Neil on Jul 4, 2006 21:36:28 GMT -5
Whoa. How did you get from hell to Mars so quickly. Ouch, that hurt. But my sword will easily shatter your shield. *swings sword at John* *eats ice cream*
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Blade
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Brawl
Jul 5, 2006 23:11:45 GMT -5
Post by Blade on Jul 5, 2006 23:11:45 GMT -5
im the angel of death^^ i can do ALOT of things
*shield shatters, but uses substitution ninjutsu to evade it* cant touch tis!
FEAR BLADES SIGNATURE MOVE!!!
*Unleashes Thousand blade striker on next poster*
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Brawl
Jul 5, 2006 23:16:16 GMT -5
Post by Neil on Jul 5, 2006 23:16:16 GMT -5
*dies*
*respawns on the Sun and dies again*
*respawns on Venus*
*flies to Mars for revenge against Blade!*
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Blade
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Brawl
Jul 5, 2006 23:22:28 GMT -5
Post by Blade on Jul 5, 2006 23:22:28 GMT -5
*exhausted* cant...move... *goes to an area to rest*
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Brawl
Jul 5, 2006 23:40:17 GMT -5
Post by Neil on Jul 5, 2006 23:40:17 GMT -5
*sneaks up on Blade* *transforms into a rabbit and slowly brings Blade to rest by a tree* *transforms back and chops tree down to fall on Blade*
And yes, they have trees on Mars. But they're rare.
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Blade
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Jul 5, 2006 23:44:32 GMT -5
Post by Blade on Jul 5, 2006 23:44:32 GMT -5
*RAGE GATE OPENS! with incredible strength, Blade lifts the tree up with ease, and then smashes neil 4 times with the tree* *rage gate closes. Blade concentrates is energy*
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Brawl
Jul 5, 2006 23:48:13 GMT -5
Post by Neil on Jul 5, 2006 23:48:13 GMT -5
haha you think you can lift Martian trees. haha I would think Blade would chop it up. But I'll play along...
*creates gamma-ray light shield* *tree looks like it's going around Neil 4 times* *accidentally moves foot outside light shield and gets hit by tree* OUCH! *throws red pixy dust at Blade* *faints*
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Blade
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Jul 5, 2006 23:55:48 GMT -5
Post by Blade on Jul 5, 2006 23:55:48 GMT -5
wtf...pixie dust...i dont think its good so....
*uses Final Sacrifice, which takes soul out of body, but paying a price of 2 posts wait to make a new body and go in it.*
*chants the necessary words, and spell goes thru*
plus i CAN lift martian trees. when my rage gate is open i can life the earth, if i have to ^^
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Brawl
Jul 6, 2006 0:27:03 GMT -5
Post by Neil on Jul 6, 2006 0:27:03 GMT -5
lol *wakes up* *attacks Blade with awesomeness while Blade is meditating* *throws knives* *swings sword* *roundhouse kicks* *unsheaths ultra-light* *throws spear* *faints from exhaustion*
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Jul 6, 2006 14:38:34 GMT -5
Post by Blade on Jul 6, 2006 14:38:34 GMT -5
ow. you scratched me. *gets a bandaid and puts it on* oh yeahz since im done meditating i ca do this!! *uses best move: ULTIMATE BLADE VORTEX!!!!!!!!* it automaticly kills everyone on the battle ground.
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Brawl
Jul 6, 2006 17:23:20 GMT -5
Post by Neil on Jul 6, 2006 17:23:20 GMT -5
Moves are found unsuccessful.
That was 1 post and you have already used an attack. You must wait another post.
Therefore, those attacks are invalid and you must wait until after this post to attack.
I, therefore, use my turn to attack again!
*wakes up* *ties rope around Blade* *throws Blade behind bars* *rets beside tree* APPLE FALLS DOWN FROM TREE AND HITS NEIL ON HEAD *says "EUREKA"* *says "Why does this happen?"* *invents 3 laws of motions and becomes known as Newton* *sleeps*
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Jul 6, 2006 19:40:12 GMT -5
Post by Blade on Jul 6, 2006 19:40:12 GMT -5
oops. lol
*meditates in jail* thats 1 of my two moves and that is not attack soo.... *finshes meditating*
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Brawl
Jul 6, 2006 22:09:05 GMT -5
Post by Neil on Jul 6, 2006 22:09:05 GMT -5
oops.
From now on, only 1 attack move per post, 2 movement moves, 1 defense move, and 6 weird moves (invents 3 laws of motion, stuff like that).
*writes explanations of laws of Kepler regarding solar system* *finds it lame and goes back to Mars, where they discovered this stuff 4000 years ago. *forgets about prisoner*
Breakdown:
That was 1 movement move and 3 queer moves.
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Blade
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Jul 9, 2006 16:56:22 GMT -5
Post by Blade on Jul 9, 2006 16:56:22 GMT -5
*eats a sandwich*
k.
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Jul 10, 2006 17:15:14 GMT -5
Post by Neil on Jul 10, 2006 17:15:14 GMT -5
*hates sandwich-eaters* *flies to Blade and roundhouse kicks him*
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Jul 12, 2006 13:31:26 GMT -5
Post by Blade on Jul 12, 2006 13:31:26 GMT -5
ow.
*switches to eating tacos*
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Brawl
Jul 12, 2006 16:22:07 GMT -5
Post by Neil on Jul 12, 2006 16:22:07 GMT -5
come on, man, this is a brawl, not a feast.
*throws 5 sandwiches at Blade*
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Brawl
Aug 2, 2006 12:10:22 GMT -5
Post by Ryan-K on Aug 2, 2006 12:10:22 GMT -5
*Laughs*
*Throws a small bit of cheese at Neil*
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Brawl
Aug 2, 2006 13:02:52 GMT -5
Post by Neil on Aug 2, 2006 13:02:52 GMT -5
*cheese gets into eyes* *weeps* *searches for Ryan, furiously wants revenge*
RAGE!
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